We are a couple, one all woman and the other a reasonable imitation (transvestite).......one who prefers to be referred to in the female form, e.g. she not he.............we don't do phone sex, cyber, text etc., just interested in arranging meets with fit guys. Time wasters.......if you ever met them, you'd shoot them! Stay away, please. Barb once had sex in a 1960 mini cooper with two guys but her days...
like nice underwear , animals, my job, my house, perfume and SHOES.... am very submissive in the bedroom and under the influence of a white wine and a few rum and cokes have been told i give the best deep throat blow job ever and yes i swallow.... .... love having my nipples sucked and cum very , very easily... in return all i ask for is a clean man...
Hi, looking for regular one to one, dating rather than just sex hook ups, no players please, just good honest fun and enjoyment. Dating is fun after all and who knows where it may lead.
No cock pics please - I will not answer your msgs if you have them on your profile, why do you feel the need??!!
Happy in my own skin, no issues, needy of your time...
Just a girl looking for a guy to have a pretend romance with. Someone to make me cry with laughter and press those buttons that will drive me insane I'm looking for someone thats tall, 6ft+, dark or light or no hair at all.... Handsome is essential and I'm partial to a sculpted set of shoulders mmmmm Come and say hi xx Sorry if you get filtered.
hi im a 50yr old mum and granny , not into one night stands or casial sex , hoping to meet someone for friendship and see where it take us . in really into rugby union , old buildings and places with lots of history about them . would be happier going for a holiday in a camper van in this country or ireland than flying off to a plush...
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
To start this thanks for reading my profile. I am 5'2", blonde and am a curvy size 14 and have been described as voluptuous but I will leave that for you to decide Discretion of major importance, as is time, as i work full time. I enjoy the chat and flirting (of course if there is an attraction), getting to know someone as time goes along. Am looking for one...